Monday, October 30, 2006

THE Night For Creature Features

Halloween has arrived. I always have to shrug off a little depression at this time every year. I have been awaiting Autumn and its Halloween apex all year, and now that its here I know it will soon be over. I guess some people are that way about Christmas, too.

The best thing to do is to enjoy the hell out of the moment and make it memorable enough for its linger to carry me through till next year.

I took the kids to see Nightmare Before X-mas in 3-D yesterday. That was a blast!
Nightmare and Great Pumpkin are Halloween rituals that cannot be skipped.

The same can be said about the best horror movies of all time: The Creature From The Black Lagoon and The Shining.

This year gave us a new film treasure though. It was a movie that I was kind of "meh" about when it was in theaters this summer, but when it came out on DVD last week we bought it, watched it, and an enormous smile spread across my face.
Wow! Warm, wonderful wow!

This is the Spielberg (producer) I know and love. This is the look and feel of the real America I grew up in. This is what movies tasted like several decades ago before political correctness took over.

Monster House rocks!








Now here it is, your url of the day:
As with the excellent Shining link above,
3quarksdaily also has the best culinary gore link ever!
I love the pic with the open anatomy book.

Saturday, October 28, 2006

Skeletons


The demon winds of the Harvest Season blow away all the bounty built up over the year to reveal the twigs and bones of our basic structure.

I simply must point out a fantastic post on Skeletons, by Miss Cellania.



Happy Halloween.

Friday, October 27, 2006

Halloween At The Door

Some last minute links:

Great collection of Pumpkin Carvings, plus Klingon Pumpkin!

Cryptozoology.

Scary Terry halloween projects.

The REAL Frankenstein.

Monstrous Motherload of Halloween Music.

Top Ten Ghosts.

On Demand Halloween movies.


And for your true horror pleasure, here is the winner of the annual Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest (for bad fiction):

Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you've had your last burrito for awhile, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean.







A few sources: Neatorama, Linkfilter, Ghostdroppings


Now here it is, your url of the day:
http://www.yourdailyawesome.com

Thursday, October 26, 2006

So NOT Dreaming Of A White Hallow's Eve


This stuff better be gone by Tuesday!









Now here it is, your url of the day:
http://www.fantasycongress.org

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Science News By Scientists

What do you think of this?:

Scitizen is "an open science news source by scientists and journalists, for the public."

I guess if the press isn't going to stand up for science, scientists will have to do it for themselves.


Say, speaking of the press not standing up, how about that press conference this morning with the Prez? There were more holes in his logic than Spongebob. The target built from his ignorance was bigger than a Buick. What happened to you, Press? Lights too bright?

The thing I would've been all over like mold on cheese is the argument he made that if we don't make Iraq into a democracy (which includes his painful ignorance about "ideologies"), then in future years we will be blamed for not stopping any terrorist attack (as if terrorism is in some tangible quantity).

In effect: if we don't whack this one mole, then no matter what other mole pops up and shoots at us it will be our failure.

So, by his logic, because we are not actively whacking moles in Micronesia right now then a terror attack originating out of there is our fault.

Maybe it's that kind of brilliance that blinds the press.

Nursing Reality TV Game Show

Here's a reality game show I experience pretty much every week.

There are three doors and you're the only person in sight. Everyone is busy with other urgent problems.

Behind door #1 is a sundowning old feller who is climbing out of bed, the bed alarm just went off, and he's about to tug out his Foley cath, fall on the floor, and break a hip.

Behind door #2 is a woman with angina who really needs one of the nitro pills you've got in your pocket.

Behind door #3 is a person on a ventilator which is alarming like crazy because a huge hunk of mucus needs to be suctioned out of his trach.

Which door do you choose first?


What 3 doors do you have to deal with at your job?








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http://www.tamponcrafts.com

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Regress Or Progress?

Apparently the Pope is going to bring back the Tridentine Mass, which is the traditional Catholic mass in which the priest faces the altar the whole time, as do the people, and says the Mass only in Latin with long periods of silent reverence.

The Tridentine Mass is very structured and leaves no room for the liturgy to 'personalize' it, thus a Catholic can be assured the same experience no matter where he or she attends it. It also gives the worshipper time to pray and reflect in a dramatic atmosphere that provides a greater experience of the sacred.

The Vatican II threw out the Tridentine Mass last mid-century in a silly move to try and make Mass 'easier' for people. Masses today hold little reverence or catharsis for Catholics; worshippers follow along in chants and songs like zombies and leave the church with little more than some invisible attendance mark.

Although I'm an Atheist, Catholicism is the religion I'm most familiar with. The symbols are gorgeous and I can see how they'd be quite effective in spiritual growth if someone chose to use them properly (yes, that's a slap to the infantile heads of all the metaphorically challenged people who take religious symbols literally and make the sacred profane!).

If the Pope is trying to restore tradition for tradition's sake, then that's too bad. If he really wants to bring his church into modern lives, then he needs to spend a lot of time on educating the metaphorically challenged about symbols and rituals. He needs to abolish fundamentalism.

His fear, I suspect, is that if he does so then people will grow beyond the church. But that is exactly what should happen. The church should give way. People should move through it and leave it behind.








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http://www.pumpkinlady.com

Monday, October 23, 2006

Coach America On Cut And Run

Ok Team, listen up!

We are knee-deep in the manure here and it's time to get out! Do you want to keep sloshing around in this stuff? Whadda ya trying to make, Cowshit Wine?!

It's time to move on. It's time to clean off and hit the showers. We kicked the shit out of the big cows and now all the little ones want a piece of the action. The Big Game's over, folks! Do you really want to hang around afterward with all the wannabes? Do you like staying around after the Prom's over and mixing it up with the stoners?

It's time to go! If someone wants another real game, we can always come back now and again with a few precise ass whoopin's.
But now is the time to leave!

Our team will be ready to go back anytime the opposition is ready for a big game, don't you worry. But one thing we do not do, team, is stand there in the middle of the field and let the other team's fans throw shit at us. We get off!

Now some of you are sayin' this is a "cut and run". What kind of idiotic monkeythink is that shit!? "Cut and run"??!! Didn't your mommas teach you any sense whatsoever?!

This game's over!

We ain't runnin nowhere! We're right friggin' here! We're all suited up, helmets on, breathin' fire, ready-the-fuck to go to the next one! We're the best team in the entire world!

"Cut and run"??!! That's just bullshit, team! Why don't you just walk on over there to the other team's bleachers and hand their fans more free bottles to throw at us, whydontcha!?

"Cut and run"??!! That kind of talk has got to stop, and stop now! I've never heard such stupid wimpy-ass talk in all my life.

Listen up, team. The next pansy who says the phrase "cut and run" is off the team! You hear me? The next pencil-neck who says "cut-and-run" can just sit their soggy ass out here on the field all night and get beaten to a pulp by drunken idiots for all I care!

I don't wanna hear that kind of ignorant wet-noodle talk again!

If you don't know how the game is played, then you have no business playin' it!
I will not have this team's morale brought down by some dumbass calling shit "cut and run"!

Sweet Zombie Jesus! I just can't understand that crap!

Lemme put it this way: if your doc can't cure your infected foot and has to cut it off, you don't accuse them of cuttin' and runnin' just before you die of gangrene! No! You have them cut that sucker off, pay the bill, and get the hell on with life!

Ignorant stubbornness will kill this team, people! It will kill it!

You gotta play smart.
How many times do I have to tell you stuff like: Use the clock! Know what your next move's gonna be! Know what the other team's move's gonna be! You gotta play smart! You play professional!

Shake off that "cut and run" talk, team! Shake off that shit and get off the field. We gotta get ready for the next game!
We gotta huddle up together!

And we're all in this together, team. Together!









Now here it is, your url of the day:
The Nietzsche Family Circus

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Halloween In Sight

Here's a Cylon Pumpkin.

via Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories.

Also from the same great site:

Bat costume made with umbrella.

Crocodile costume made with cardboard.

Flying Spaghetti Monster costume.






Now here it is, your url of the day:
http://www.zombiefriends.com
or
The worst Halloween costumes of all time.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Taming The Beasts

There are always some intriguing thoughts pointed to by the excellent cultural blog, 3quarksdaily.

I was struck by two recent articles: one, a discussion of religious "clash" and the other, a review of book about atheism.

I recently posted my admiration about E.O. Wilson's solution to religion and the modern world which is, in short, to invite the secular and nonsecular to stop fighting each other and focus on a common goal: the health of the planet.

Although Wilson's proposal is a lovely solution to things, it does require a second step to keep from being temporary. It requires people, while things are calm, to challenge themselves and learn what religion really is. This includes enlightenment about the use of metaphor and moving out of the childish thinking of literalism.

Islamic and Christian religions as so enmeshed with literalism that any hope of enlightenment seems dim. One goes into a mad, violent rage when their prophet is drawn in a cartoon and the other does the same when shown a million-year old fossil. They become two Frankenstein monsters staggering around in monosyllabic "must-kill" blindness, indiscriminately destroying everything around them.

If working together for a common goal can keep that creature at bay for long enough, then perhaps by studying each other's mythology these two can discover what metaphors really are and thus how to use their religion in a more mature manner.

An atheist solution, suggested by the book in the review above, is to throw away religion altogether. I haven't read the book, but perhaps the author explains that there is no hope for religious maturity, and to try and practice tolerance for the metaphorically challenged only compounds their problem - they should be openly criticized.

It's an interesting idea, but one that unfortunately requires a difficult journey through violent valleys. Nothing makes the religious stand solid with their weapons drawn more than a direct challenge to their literalism.

In small careful doses, perhaps a little atheist jab here and there is just the enzyme needed to help along the second step I suggested to Wilson's proposal: education.

But obviously we first have to begin on step one: common ground.









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Sailing Simulator

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

The White Horse's Tale

In the middle of the night a beautiful white horse was saddled up by his master's servant, Channa. The horse waited excitedly while his master said goodbye to his son, his wife, his life.

Finally his master, Prince Siddhartha, rode the white horse, Kanthaka, out of the palace with Channa following and pleading for him to return. Channa held tight to Kanthaka's tail as the white horse carried the Prince in dead silence out of the palace, out of the city, and over the illustrious river Anoma.

They rode out of the veiled mind and into life. There was no turning back now for the Prince.

Because he had to sever all ties to his previous life, Prince Siddhartha Gautama cut off his hair, shed his princely robes, and sent Kanthaka and Channa back.

Kantaka, the white horse, could not bear the loss of his master. His heart burst and he died.

However, because he had assisted in helping Gotama reach the path to becoming the Buddha, the white horse was reborn atop the world mountain Sumeru in the blissful Heaven of the Thirty-Three Gods.

His mane now flows in the eternal light.







Now here it is, your url of the day:
In Saturn's Shadow

Monday, October 16, 2006

Medical Blog Highlight

Check out the anatomy of a gunshot over at A Chance to Cut is a Chance to Cure.

That's your url of the day.

P.S. there's a few gruesome photos.

Friday, October 13, 2006

Next Level Pumpkin Carving

Here is the pumpkin link of 2006!:

Ray's Pumpkin Carving Tutorial

(via Neatorama)

Thursday, October 12, 2006

National Common Sense Shortage

In the latest Newsweek there's an extensive article on "Fixing America's Hospitals". It's full of common sense stuff. Does that mean America's hospitals lack a lot of common sense?

The section on nursing suggests things like keeping supplies in the patient's room will cut down on running-around time. Pretty much common sense there.

It also talks about a program called Transforming Care at the Bedside (TCAB) which is designed to "boost nurse retention by improving teamwork and eliminating inefficiencies, such as unnecessary paperwork, that divert nurses from direct patient care." They hold regular meetings to "pinpoint problems and seek solutions." Also very common sense.

So why are these things in the article's section titled "New Ideas For Nurses"?

The only innovative thing in that section is the idea of an admission team. This is an idea my hospital threw around a few years ago but then unfortunately threw it out because of cost. Nothing disrupts a nurse's workload more than taking an admission. It's often called "taking a hit" because everything is blown apart and has to be reorganized to accommodate the new admission. The idea of a nurse or team of nurses who do nothing but admit and set up new patients is a real time-saver.

Another idea in the article is to give patient's families the ability to call a rapid-response medical team "if they feel an urgent problem isn't being addressed." I dunno about that one. I instantly think about the rapid-abuse of rapid-response.

The other sections of the Newsweek article oddly lack any great innovative details or analysis. Maybe someone not in the health care field would find it more interesting and helpful.

I am glad that attention is being paid, at any rate.








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http://www.i-mockery.com

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Review of The Town And The City

Los Lobos have created an album as good as anything they've done in the past but this time with a sublimity that only their years of experience could've crafted. The Town and the City touches on the trials and... well, the trials of border crossing and life in "the City". The songs are not without LL's familiar fuzz-infused, Blues-steeped guitar work, but they keep it low-key and moving.
In some songs they seem to be channeling Procol Harum, either directly (No Puedo Mas) or indirectly (Little Things) with soul-tugging organ warmth. Other songs like The Road To Gila Bend are Los Lobos at their best with heavy guitars and yearnful crooning. Adding little gems like Luna, which sounds straight off the street, bows to LL's trademark atmospheric tastes, but the wonderful haunted oaks of The Valley, The City, and The Town keep everything solid.
Los Lobos, after all these years, continue to balance growth and roots - a feat very few bands have accomplished.









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http://www.totallyfreecrap.com

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Coach America On Fear

Ok team, we gotta address something right now. We gotta get down to brass tacks here. If we're ever gonna stay ahead of the game, we gotta face some harsh truths and push on through.

Now, some of you have been giving in to fear. Some of you have been letting fear take you over. And some of you have been preaching that fear to your teammates. I tell ya, it's gotta stop. It's gotta stop right now!

Nothing will bring down this team faster than fear. Nothing! 'Nothing to fear but fear itself'? Damn straight! We gotta nip this in the bud, team. We gotta do it now.

Ok, here's the reality. Here's the facts. Yes, we're gonna get hit again. It's gonna happen. You got that? It's gonna happen when we least expect it. You don't want to hear that? Too bad. Does that scare you? You had better get over it.
That fear of getting hit is the ball and chain that drags this team down!

Does that mean we do nothing? Absolutely not! Does that mean we sit on our ass and wait for it? Absolutely not! Does that mean we don't keep a sharp eye and hit them first? Absolutely not!

We remain vigilant! We scan their defense for any crack of weakness and we strike! We strike hard and fast! We stay vigilant!

We stay strong!

Those of you who keep saying that if we get hit it's because we didn't do something are only spreading fear. That kind of talk is absolutely ridiculous! You need to stop that and stop it now!

Yes, they will get in a sucker punch or two. We don't want that to happen, but it will. But the one thing you do not do, team, is live in fear of it. You do not run scared. You do not hide. You do not let them hold any power over you. And if any of your teammates give into that weakness, you tell them to buck up! Get with the program!

This game is dangerous. They don't play by the rules. They come out of nowhere. This does not mean you assume a position of fear. Once you do that they have won. Once you do that you have lost.

Team, this is a serious business. I cannot emphasize that enough. Some of you have lost teammates to it and you know. You know how serious it is. You also know that fear cripples the team. It cripples it and that weakness is a gleam in their eye. They will be all over our fear like mold on cheese.

We cannot let that happen. We gotta stay strong. We have to be ready. When they show their heads, we gotta hit 'em so hard and so fast they get spun six ways from Sunday. We cannot let our guards down for a moment.

When that godforsaken sucker punch comes, we gotta shake it off and make a killer blow.

Yes, that hit is coming. We don't want that hit, but we must not live in fear of it. We cannot tell each other that that hit won't happen.

We cannot divide ourselves over that hit before it ever happens, because when it does then the team will crumble.

Fear is a powerful thing, team. Maybe the most powerful thing. We cannot let it in. We must stand tall, but our feet must always be moving. We must always be looking. The minute we look down, the minute our feet stop, the minute that fear gives us pause is when they will knock us cold. The minute fear blinds us is when they will hit straight on. That won't be any sucker punch either, my friends. That'll be a deadly blow.

To get hit when you're afraid is to get hit by a winning punch. You cannot let that happen!

Team, you must drop fear. Put it down. Throw it down. Throw it down and leave it behind!

Charge on! Charge on into that fire ahead! But do not close your eyes. Know where you're going. Stay with the team. Be smart with your offense.

Do not be distracted by pain, by fear. Shake off those burning licks that you can't control! Don't be led off the track by them! Head for the main flame and stomp on it!

Another flame will arise. And another! They'll keep coming, and so will we! We won't stop! We won't be afraid! We will keep coming!

There is no fear, my friends! There is no fear!

Now let's get out there as a team!








Now here it is, your url of the day:
http://www.thecleverest.com

Monday, October 09, 2006

Rectal Massage Finally Given Its Due

The Ig Noble prizes were handed out last week.
This year's winners include:

A teenager repellant

Curing hiccups by digital rectal massage

Why woodpeckers don't get headaches







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Pumpkin Carving Practice

Thursday, October 05, 2006

When Worlds Collude

Back in the mid-1950's there was a rather popular book about psychoanalysis called The Fifty-Minute Hour by Robert Lindner. It's still an interesting read of several case studies.

The most famous one is that in the chapter "The Jet-Propelled Couch". It is the tale of a physicist who is having trouble with daydreaming about other worlds, so much so it becomes a delusion and he can't stop writing intricate maps, drawings, and textbooks about his imaginary galaxy. It is affecting his life and work, thus he enters into analysis.

Lindner discovers that the physicist, amid a lengthy childhood recollection of probable trumped-up sexual experiences, was sexually abused by a nanny, and this occurred after the tragic loss of a previous, well-loved nanny. The guilt and isolation this caused him found solace in the fantasy novels and pulp comics of the time. In psychoanalytic speak, he began to dissociate from reality into some perfect Edgar Rice Burroughs-type world where he had control. As mentioned, over time this fantasy world grew into an enormous amount of writings and drawings, and exactly like John Carter of Mars, the physicist felt at times that he was instantly 'transported' to these other worlds.

So far, so psychoanalytically good. The case is psychoanalytically perfect, in fact. Lindner predictably tries to 'get into' the physicist's fantasy world to try and find something, some 'key' to help explain its psychological purpose. He reads the volumes of texts the physicist has written, he studies the maps he has intricately drawn, and they spend hours discussing the details of the fantastic galaxy.

I tried to avoid... giving in any way the impression that I was entering the lists with him to prove that he was psychotic, that this was to be a tug of war over the question of his sanity. Instead, because it was obvious that both his temperament and training were scientific, I set myself to capitalize on the one quality he had demonstrated throughout his life, the quality that had inspired his first attempts to deal with his loneliness, the quality that urged him toward a scientific career: his curiosity.

After a year of intense submergence in the physicist's extravagant fantasies, Lindner becomes a little too wrapped-up in them.

The early signs that I had fallen under the spell of Kirk's Utopian vision and was succumbing to it were innocuous enough and hardly such as to cause concern. They consisted, by and large, of an increased interest in the details of the fantasy and a mild but persistent anxiousness about them. Unlike before, however, this interest and anxiety were not for the sake of the therapy so much as in the service of the fantasy itself. I continued my intense pursuit of error and inconsistency in the "records," but now with the obsessive aim of "setting them straight," of "getting the facts."

In the end Lindner is so obsessed he doesn't notice that the patient has finally given the delusions up! "When, as in this case, another person invades the delusion, the original occupant finds himself literally forced to give way."

This semi-catharsis is nicely written into a 'surprise ending' to the case.

The case is fascinating, but is is more about Lindner than it is about the patient. He doesn't go into the details of working through the physicist's original childhood trauma, if he ever did.

The book is obviously steeped in the hubris and grandiosity of the 20th Century's Freudian peak. Could the physicist have been treated quicker and without all the dramatic hubbub? Sure. But it's a much better yarn when the fantasy world of psychoanalysis and the fantasy world of a patient collide.


An interesting note to "The Jet-Propelled Couch" is the speculation that the patient was really Cordwainer Smith, a sci-fi author.







Now here it is, your url of the day:
Platonic Realms

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Oh, The Onion...

Recent Onion article:

Super Priest Can Turn Anything Into Body, Blood Of Christ.


I love The Onion's headlines more than anything.



Also, here's a couple bumperstickers I saw today (on the same car):

Jesus, protect me from your followers!

and

Jesus called and He wants His religion back.



Me like.

Waiting Room Ramblings

For the past week I've been busy taking my kid around through the healthcare system to attend to a sports injury he sustained. We went from Primary MD's office to E.R. to Trauma Surgeon's office.
All has turned out well and the injury is almost gone.

It's a tired topic, but I exasperatedly endured the terrible communication and disharmoniousness of healthcare as I was made to fill out the same information four or five times and an x-ray was repeated because the first one couldn't be retrieved after-hours.

It's sad that my iPod uses better technology than our healthcare system. It's like walking into any office back in 1995 with a dozen different information systems added on pell-mell and which can't communicate with each other.

It's 2006. Hello Moto, indeed!


Anyhow, one interesting thing about the experience was being on the other side of the fence and watching various healthcare people doing their jobs. I never mentioned to anyone that I'm an RN. Some people explained things in great detail to us and others gave barely a clue. Some people did shoddy physical assessments and others thorough. Some people were idiots and others spot-on.

One thing I was reminded of was how much I don't want to work in the E.R. We sat in there for 4 hours listening to a man on one side who had decided to get drunk in the middle of the day and participate in some boxing. They spent an hour keeping him tied down while suctioning blood out of his skull and throat. Finally, they intubated him and sent him off to surgery for a reason I didn't catch.
And in the hallway were two people sitting on gurneys awaiting to be shipped off to the psych ward for suicidal ideations. They sat there the entire time, laughing and joking and talking nonchalantly about being suicidal. I sure hope my tax dollars provide them with warm comfy beds and delicious food.

Seriously, can I line-item veto where my tax dollars go?

Wha...? Line-item veto of tax dollar use? Did I just stumble onto something absolutely brilliant?!







Now here it is, your url of the day:
New York Subway Smell Map

Monday, October 02, 2006

Long Live October!

Ahh, finally October is here, the holiest month of the year!

Halloween linkage for your enjoyment:


Excellent Halloween masks and costumes.

Feral Gallery, Santa Fe.

YankeeHalloween (nice commercial site). Cooler stuff at PushinDaisies.

Requisite Halloween history and Pumpkin sites.

Get ready for Spooky World, you New Englanders!

Scary Ohio places.

Dark Candles.

Mars Attacks fansite.

Asylum Postcards.

Artificial pumpkins?

Tour the famous Winchester House.

E. A. Poe Society.

Monster list of Halloween projects.

The best Haunted House, with Pirates!

Ben & Jerry's Halloween site.

Website for the recently deceased.

Museum of Talking Boards.

Zombie Alert, a must for every home.

Haunted New Orleans.

Monsters!!!!

Halloween hot sauce.

Zoomquilt.




Now here it is, your url of the day...
http://www.ghostdroppings.com