Since I joined Twitter a year ago, I have posted a whopping THREE times!!
The last post/tweet/twoot/whatever I made was a comment about Twitter and its creative use by the Iranian protestors.
That was one week ago.
Now I see my Twitter account has been deactivated.
Coincidence?
With three posts in one year, I don't think I'll miss it all that much.
The other day I was at a stoplight behind a minivan with those cute little family member stickers on the back window. There was a mom and a dad, four girls, three boys, and a dog and a cat.
Underneath that was an anti-abortion bumper sticker.
Speaking of bumper stickers, my favorite one this year:
There are two kinds of people I can't stand: those who are intolerant of other cultures... and the Dutch!
Hi! Swine Flu here.
Let me start by saying thanks for all the attention, but aren't you all going a little overboard? I mean, sure, every virus dreams of becoming a world-wide pandemic. It's what we all strive for. But I'm just not up to that level.
If I may, I am rather a wanker of a virus. Don't get me wrong, I am trying my best, but the "Boo!" factor the media is playing up is a little much.
Between you and me, I'll probably be dead in the next two weeks. Like I said, every virus dreams of the big time, but I am one who just doesn't cotton to putting on airs.
So again, thank you for the big pimpin', but save it for someone else.
An entry from the diary of the NBC page assigned to Willard Scott:
Wednesday...
We lost Willard again before the shoot. Found him talking to a tree and asking it for cornflakes. Took 20 minutes to get him back to the shoot because he kept stopping and telling me about "sex frogs". Then, during the shoot he kept taking his teeth out and offering them to the pigeons.
OMG, I know this is the thousandth time I've asked this, but please kill me!
Memo
From: The National Teachers Union
To: President Obama
Re: Longer School Year Proposal
Dear Mr. President,
You may think you can propose a longer school year for America's children, but we don't think so.
If you somehow succeed in getting it instituted, we will simply reschedule teacher conference days from Thursdays and Fridays (which currently gives us four day weekends) to Thursdays, Fridays, Mondays, and Tuesdays (giving us a six day weekend)!
And you think "Fall Break" is outrageous? Just wait till you see "Fall Break II", "2nd Winter Break", and "Double Spring Break"!!!
I would think things through very carefully, you silly man.
Now here it is, your url of the day:
Dunkin_Donuts_Baskin_Robbins
If all the health benefits gained from embryonic stem cell research are only used by those who are pro-science, then will anti-science people die off quicker?
Now here it is, your url of the day:
http://www.icemanphotoscan.eu
You should call your local news station and tell them you know about something in their studio that could be seriously dangerous,
then refuse to tell them exactly what it is until "later".
Now here it is, your url of the day:
http://www.underview.com/
I registered on Twitter and am following myself.
Now I know what I'm doing several times a day.
Here it is, your url of the day:
http://www.sixwordstories.net/
