Nursing Supers Say The Darndest Things

It's a high point of hospital life when you have to call the House Supervisor. They are always chock full of inspiration, charisma, and pep! In fact, if they'd only wear a cheerleader outfit then they'd be complete.

Here are some examples of the exciting things they say:


Floor Nurse: We've had a DNR death in Room 908.
House Super: So I guess you've got a room open now. Is it male or female?

Floor Nurse: An oxygen tank just got dropped and blew like a missile all over the unit destroying everything!
House Super: I have an admission for you.

Floor Nurse: One of our nurses just had a heart attack and died in the hallway!!
House Super: There's nobody to replace her. Divide up her patient load.

Floor Nurse: A dimensional portal into Hell just opened up in the north hallway!!
House Super: How many beds does that leave you?



The House Super is always there to warm the cockles of your heart.




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