Clean Toilet America

As usual, while watching a commercial last night I suddenly realized all of society's ills can be summarized by, yep, toilet cleaning.

The toilet must be thought of as a thing of terror, lurking there in your bathroom, its hidden bacteria monsters ready to leap out from deep below and grab your innocent child, dragging her down into its dark, dark abyss.

You must act! You must buy an expensive, special gelatinous toilet bowl cleaner that clings! Also, you must use a disposable toilet bowl brush that won't let those monsters linger anywhere near your children. Screw the environment, people! We're talking life and death here!

You may ask: won't a cup of bleach and a little elbow grease do the job? Won't the bleach sterilize the toilet brush too?

Ha! If you think that kind of nonsense, your household has already been infiltrated.
Your mind is now controlled by sinister toilet bowl denizens. There's no hope for you. You and your children are dead to America.

Those in the know have got their curved-neck bottles of toilet bowl cleaner and disposable toilet brushes close at hand. They sit outside the bathroom door waiting for the flush and quickly rush in to attack, attack, attack!

Later, they walk away, smiling, with fresh gel sanitizer evaporating from their hands and that special warmth filling their hearts...

Little Susie was saved yet again.










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