The Ten Star Wars Fixes

It's Get Your Geek On Thursday.


Here are the ten things in the Star Wars movies that George Lucas screwed up and need fixing:

1. Ewoks.

2. Anakin's mom tells him not to look back, and he doesn't.

3. The annoying actor playing young Anakin.

4. The short, ho-hum death scene of Qui-Gon Jinn.

5. Young adult Anakin's whiny angst.

6. Young adult Anakin's build-up to choose the Dark Side.

7. Jar-Jar Binks.

8. Midi-chlorians.

9. The drama-anemic Jedi council.

10. The poorly choosen accents (Gungans, Neimoidians, etc.)


I want all the movies re-done and these things fixed, Mr. Lucas. You don't seem to have any problem tinkering with your movies anyway.

Now, goooooo.











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